Thursday, April 10, 2008

2nd Annual Pub Crawl - NW Portland

ALONG TIME AGO (well 1 year)

IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY (not really, SE Portland)

A SMALL GROUP OF REBELS BRAVED THE HARSH ELEMENTS (May sunshine)

WITHOUT FEAR, THESE BRAVE SOULS RISKED THEIR VERY LIVES (ok, just their livers)

IN AN ATTEMPT TO EXPLORE SOME OF THE GALAXIES TOUGHEST ENVIRONMENTS (local bars)

M M V I I

THERE IS UNREST IN THE GALAXY (boredom)

OVERCOME AND EXHAUSTED BY THE DEADLIEST OF SINISTER AGENTS (thirst)

OUR REBELS HAVE FLED TO A REMOTE PLANET DEVOID OF ALL LIFE (well devoid of parking)

THE EVIL FORCES HAVE DISPATCHED COUNTLESS BOUNTY HUNTERS TO STOP THEM (yuppies)

WILL OUR REBELS SURVIVE THE DAY?


N O R T H 4 5

J O E ' S C E L L A R

S L A B T O W N

Y U R ' S

T H E B I T T E R E N D

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